By shortiem - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
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astro_plastic 0

I'm slim but have an...ample bottom, and never have my pants actually ripped. Why? Because I wear the right freaking size. It's not that hard.

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heyred 11

It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.

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perdix 29

I'll second that request! Slim girls with big asses are awesome! C'mon, astro_plastic, please show us what you've got!

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FerrariCake 2

Sounds like your image is widescreen, 16:9 ratio.

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blastvortex 3

[Reasonably] loose clothes are awesome. It seems that you do not yet know their virtues.

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MrFlintstone 5

at least you made it to your room. it could of happened in the hallway in a different building

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lway2009 0

Your jeans ripping is an FML? F this site. Seriously.

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shamille 5

why did they rip across? I'd think they'd rip up and down, like along a seam...

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Clitterdick 0

i dont get it .-.

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kenman884 2

YDI for being so impressionable. (And probably gullible BUUUUUURN!)

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okieraider71 4

Astro--While you are in Mexico, try and find your sense of humor. I never really thought you were slutty enough to put your ass as your profile. Lighten up or you will get ulcers.

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