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By likesboys - 19/05/2010 12:00 - Canada

Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

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Acceptance

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 09:00 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I'm a closeted trans man, and I feel terrible every time my family calls me "she" or "girl". Help me, I don't know how to come out. FML

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You deserved it 770

The truth will set you free

By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 036

By theawesome129 - 24/03/2013 10:20 - Canada

Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML

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Relatable, unfortunately

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:58 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML

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The last to know

By RP Havens - 10/01/2013 06:25 - United States - Galloway

Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML

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You deserved it 12 341

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 995

Follow the lifescript

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

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You deserved it 215

About that...

By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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You deserved it 520

NirveliJoy 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:07

It's ok hun. I'm 17 without a boyfriend...ever. just look on the bright side, when you get a bf it will be even more special. =)

iDropDead 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:04

same thing with me LoLoL

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mrzero 0

Friday 21 May 2010 0:07

or you can write in a paper and give it to them or send them text massage

Rashkavar 0

Friday 21 May 2010 6:32

My parents might think I'm gay too, since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. (Forgive the gender switch, but it's necessary.) It'll turn around eventually though - I had my first kiss recently, and she was brilliant. Suck it up for now, and prove them wrong with the most awesome boyfriend ever.

1LL337 0

Friday 21 May 2010 16:21

YDI for being socially/sexually unappealing. There's no shortage of good men around, get your act together, clean yourself up, and go meet people.

bandgeek_bri 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 3:07

#8 is a win ur my hero! and op, it's ok u will find mr. right soon! :)

latina7_fml 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 8:34

i no how u feel. im 21 & my fam tinks im lesbo 2. dey say cause i dont even talk 2 guyz. but i do is just dat i dont tell dem evry single detaiol of my life

hobo_lowbo 0

Monday 24 May 2010 17:33

try it you may like it

Grisabella 0

Monday 31 May 2010 22:35

mabey thay know something you dont all the gay people i know said that thier family and friends knew before even they did.

madaoxsan 9

Monday 26 September 2011 19:45

eh..I think families often times WANT certain people to be gay (usually from some twisted sadism, projection, or vicarious living) and just hound them, and undermine their love lives until they do. but that's just me. Humans are f*cked up.

TheB0a 5

Sunday 20 June 2010 13:41

You'll find a guy soon...or girl.

Nleftmefornobody 0

Monday 19 July 2010 19:22

whats with women and low self-esteem. Its not unnatural to be single you know.

Reabow 0

Friday 23 July 2010 20:26

Well people are gona think what they believe. Why don't you tell them that you dont care? I mean if it's not true then that is a thing for you to know and if they don't wanna believe that then that sucks for them! :)