By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
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shitsville 13

After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...

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karlcolt45 19

I honestly don't see the problem. have a modest wedding, splurge on the honeymoon

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maz95 17

Except OP isn't the bride in this case.

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bamagrl410 31

As awkward as it is, some parents form relationships with their child's significant other, and they sometimes remain in contact. Maybe he & his bride-to-be couldn't afford or just couldn't book a venue. Yea, it's weird to have your ex around, but I think OP is being a little selfish. But maybe that's just my way of thinking because I don't hate my exes.

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oj101 33

A real life Sims 3 wedding

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Bakarra 22

At least you didn't have to walk all the way to riften to meet with your partner so you could get married and walk all the way to solitude. Sims wedding > Skyrim

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StarThrower 17

Find some roadkill, bury it in your backyard, and then pretend the wedding is actually a funeral. You can also through some mementos and photos in the grave, as a finishing symbolic touch.

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Bakarra 22

Or...oooooor she can just not come? But yea making a big deal out of something that she has no control over does sound like a decent plan B

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StarThrower 17

I was just joking :) It's such a ridiculous idea, I didn't think anyone could take it seriously.

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TheJester12 15

The story changes a bit when your mother also happens to be Demi Moore and you're having a wedding in the back of Ashton kuchers fancy ass mansion. But this is fml, so there is also probably going to be a mariachi band involved at the wedding too . Drink up

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MuseFan1991 14

eh? ashton kutcher married demi moore herself, not her daughter

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BellaBelle_fml 23

And they are now divorced.

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MuseFan1991 14

yeah i know and he's with Mila Kunis now. I'm just slightly confused with TheJester's comment. am i missing something?

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LaLince 40

It would be interesting to hear the bride's opinion.

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Vidrill 22

It is incredibly inconsiderate of your mother to suggest that and I still don't understand why some fml posters don't put their foot down. You should insist that this is very hard on you and you shouldn't have to deal with that in your own home. And what a jerk your ex is, agreeing to have his wedding right under your nose....

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pain16 11

i feel sorry for you. if i was i would stand up to your mum tell her how you feel then go round a friends house and grab a film

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daydreamer244 13

If I were you, I'd go out that day. sorry op.

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Meme1988 18

The hell is wrong with the three of them?????!!! (Mom, ex, and the bride)

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