By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 20:42 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
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By Heal my butt smh - 24/09/2023 18:02 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I’ve been waiting for the girl I love to break up with her boyfriend so I could ask her out. It finally happened; however she said she wanted time to heal before she started getting involved with guys again. I respected that decision. There’s just one problem. I saw her in town, hand in hand with another man. FML
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mattman1994 0

OP throws her hands up in the air sometimes, singing AAAAYO, my boyfriend's a MAAAN HO

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MissGrinch 4

I hope your best friend has the decency to turn him down. And while he's down, kick him. >:)

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Stupified 0

I'm going to take that as a compliment, though I'm pretty sure it's Nott..

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ohthebloodygore 16

Stupified, it's not. You can't even spell stupefied.

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Stupified 0

Hey, I did that on purpose miss smartypants.

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ohthebloodygore 16

No. You didn't. You're also a liar.

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Stupified 0

I know; I'm surprised you still take anything that I say seriously. I realized I spelt it wrong ten seconds after I made the account, and decided to keep it anyway because I thought it was funny. Obviously you don't think so, and I respect and support your opinion.

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ohthebloodygore 16

I'm not taking anything you say seriously because I don't take you seriously.

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giantpinksextoy 0

and that's why this is a free country

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Master_Of_Sand 0

Your boyfriend's a playaaaaa!!!!!!

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sourgirl101 28

Done and done and on to the next one.

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BananaTroll 0

At least he's asking for your permission. Nice guy.

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blahzz 4

Why the need for permission? He's probably doing her already.

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ohthebloodygore 16

No. Just no. He obviously had the courage to ask. If he really likes OP's friend he didn't have to ask. The fact that he did shows he feels like he needs her approval. If he would have been having sex with the friend he would not have bothered to ask. You're an idiot.

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bethanyleigh 0

94-No. Just no. the guy could be an ass and wanting to just rub it in op's face. probably has nothing to do with approval. so you're the idiot not her.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Coming from the person who says and wanting to.. You're an idiot. Also, how would that be 'rubbing it in'? Rubbing it in would be going to her and stating that they were together. You're both idiots.

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MassEffectNerd 0

sooo what did you say?

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gottrythis 0

I LOVE THIS GUY. TRUE GRADE A CITIZEN IF WE HAD MORE LIKE HIM WOMEN WOULD KNOW THERE PLACE BEHIND THE KITCHEN! Only problem is he didn't do it during break up sex.

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