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By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 12:36 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

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By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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Great timing

By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

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Punk'd

By lululee53 - 31/12/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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Smurphy121 23

Thursday 18 June 2015 18:07

I think he just proved your point.

S_Gnu 17

Thursday 18 June 2015 18:10

Okay, first we had someone who ate their neighbor's garden strawberries and now this. Floridians just have strange ways of seeking revenge.

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elizacandle 29

Friday 19 June 2015 3:39

looks like you made the right choice

Jellysweetheart 23

Friday 19 June 2015 3:40

I'm pretty sure he can get arrested for that...

killjoywannabe 18

Friday 19 June 2015 4:37

Should've seen that one coming. FYL, OP.

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Friday 19 June 2015 4:44

Hi I'm the OP. I'm a guy btw. So my car was locked but it has a keypad by the door handle and he knew the code so he got in and opened the hood. I live in a rural area and he must have done this at night. I don't have any proof that it was him. But my engine is ruined, as is a part of the transmission shift modulator because they use the same cooler. It will be needing replacement, which will be covered under insurance. He was a dipshit and I am glad he's gone. And his prized Mercedes Benz may or may not be having a run in with a rusty hammer sometime soon. Thanks for all of the funny comments and words of support!

SkylineFTW97 25

Friday 19 June 2015 15:58

As a car guy myself, I know the feeling of wanting to tear the throat out of anyone who harms your car, but I would never lay a finger on a vehicle for that purpose.