Love: Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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Welcome to the family!

By MendozR - 26/07/2022 00:01

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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But she's so wonderful…

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 00:00

Today, my parents are so in love with my ex, they still think it’s my fault she felt unloved enough to cheat with another man. They constantly try to convince me to take her back and become stepdad to the child she conceived with the guy she cheated on me with. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Parents vs. Parents

By hateparents - 11/10/2009 11:25 - Australia

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML

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Don't look back

By downbad - 02/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Monday 4 October 2010 23:27

Ouch. That's harsh of your parents to say it, but maybe they have a point?

burninfate 0

Monday 4 October 2010 23:34

**** them

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 4 October 2010 23:55

YDI for not letting the past stay in the past (she's your EX for a ******* reason), for dropping in on other peoples' private time together (they didn't invite you, did they?), for never being good enough for her, for having parents and an ex who eats lunch or any other meal, and most of all for even having parents at all. How could you be so horrible.

kassiemarie 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:04

you need to find a new sex toyy;)

machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:06

Awesome parents you have there ;)

The_Earth 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:17

move on OP. and fast, like me.

kassiemarie 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:18

Scott411 9

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:31

Your parents are assholes.

Master_Of_Sand 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:33

Everything is your fault. You should kill yourself.

Fortuitous 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:41

You're number 26 and talking about the alphabet. Coincidence? I think not.

jonh1964 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:46

Wow! That's so harsh. There's definitely a mean streak running there. Even if it's true they should ALWAYS support you, not crap on you like that. Sorry.