By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

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Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
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Pleonasm 35

"Bitch please I skinned one alive and turned into a purse." Is what you should answer.

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InsaneBolt 7

Well... when was the last time?

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jaybone87 8

thats too funny. im gonna try that with my ex-wife.

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worldclassrager 39

Change your number...she doesn't need to know it anymore anyway...

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sweet23_fml 11

Unless op has children with her and pays child support.

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Stayin_Classy777 8

Put her number in Craigslist, under the title, " if you need a HUGE parking space for you black anaconda , call this number"

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ultra_notorious 26

sounds promising, you should explore that route!

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theonecasey 27

You should thank her, tell her you were gay your whole marriage and she was dissatisfying !

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crzyknt 9

Sign her up with a fetish for four legs and tail

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