Intimacy: Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion...

By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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By CalledOut - 02/02/2015 06:41 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By waitingformyfoodstamps - 24/01/2009 10:50 - United States

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:52

"Bitch please I skinned one alive and turned into a purse." Is what you should answer.

DreamStatic 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:52

Return the favor.

Comments

Cluricaun 5

Wednesday 25 September 2013 3:54

lmfao that's hilarious. Time for revenge

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:02

I wonder if this is legally actionable? It seems that a number of people have been victimized by spoofed CL ads (including having an "apartment sale" while the person was away) and there was some talk of making this kind of thing illegal...don't know if there were any states where that got anywhere.

jasmine2301 25

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:31

Sarmax 10

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:38

Put her number on 4chan.

razzledazzle21 23

Wednesday 25 September 2013 5:31

Who would ever want to eat an anaconda? They're such filthy creatures, all big and long and slimy.

BriannaMGK 15

Wednesday 25 September 2013 5:38

I guess it's a good time to mention, that you can get her put in jail for that! Lol. Just saw a news report about something like this.

Merylwen 24

Wednesday 25 September 2013 8:13

Yeah, right, because that's worth throwing someone in jail... For all we know, OP could have deserved it.

NSN82 13

Wednesday 25 September 2013 5:56

I can't really vote on this one without more information. For all we know OP is a cheating scumbag who deserves what he got. At the same time though his ex could just be crazy and bitter. Again, I need more information.