I don't usually like to suggest fighting fire with fire, but she deserves it. OP, put her number on craigslist, see how she likes it.

I'd call and thank her, OP. Tell her after years of sex with her, women repulse you.

'Last week in Burma during the annual fashion show bitch, what about you?'

I feel you, man. One of my friend's exes (who hates my guts) did something similar to me. I get random calls and texts all the time asking about my 'rates' and 'how old am I willing to go'. Not cool, not cool at all.

So put her address on there, and don't forget to mention her embarrassing fetish.

"My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun"

Well, when was the last time?

I would do the same to her if I were you!

What a ****. Put her number on there and call her an "easy *****."

Lmfao @ the text you got.