By breedles - 10/12/2016 22:20

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Today, my extremely inebriated boyfriend casually mentioned that he wished I had a penis. FML
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breedles 28

Hey guys, OP here. I love the comments xD This happened a couple of months ago, and actually, before this incident he did confide in me that he was bisexual, and as I am open minded and bisexual as well, we did do some experimenting with a strap on to see if I could satisfy him on that level. His comment was meant to suggest that because I didn't have a REAL penis, it wasn't enough for him, which was painful to hear, because obviously, there was nothing I could do about it and I was very invested in our relationship. He changed his stance on the matter when he was sober, but we did move out of a boyfriend girlfriend relationship and into more of a FWB relationship, and we're both happier now. :)

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Tripartita 44

Those are the kind of thoughts you keep between you and your internet service provider.

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ahabsfan 14

Shove a finger up his poop chute and check his reaction.

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moocowmilk0 19

Maybe it's time to have a talk

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ahabsfan 14

Shove a finger up his poop chute and check his reaction.

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jbivens1992 17

They say drunk speak is true speak. Perhaps your boyfriend has some soul searching to do.

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Tripartita 44

Those are the kind of thoughts you keep between you and your internet service provider.

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hpandher 16

Well Drunken words are sober thoughts. Looks like you and your boyfriend are more alike than you think, atleast in your sexual preference.

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caseyface1123 15

Drunk words, usually sober thoughts. I'd say you should have a talk with him. At least to put your mind at ease. Good luck op.

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