You should try it sometime, it's pretty great.

I hear you can buy them in a variety of shapes and colours.

Are there no such thing as bi males? or are they like unicorns or something. I seriously doubt it. the reason there seems to be way more bi females is way less stigma for a female to be bi. So this could all mean nothing in the end. he could also just be into butt stuff but his drunk mind worded it to 'I wish you had a penis'... idk... I don't want to go into toom uch details but because of the location of prostate, anal penetration is pleasurable for many men. so while the whole using the word penis thing is a little bit of a red flag, it could just as much meant nothing and just be a poor articulation of wanting a certain kind of stimuli. maybe OP should "casually" suggest some experimentation in foreplay or -dare I say it- pegging *gasp* (if she and her bf are sexually active together) and see where that goes before assuming that he's gay and their relationship was a waste of time. Because the FML sorta infers the former.. :/ Unless butt stuff is taboo/a turn off for OP... can't help ya then.

I learned a new word thanks to you

Ask him about it when he's sober, and if he wants to try it, buy a harness and have him pick out an attachment. And remember that foreplay and lube are important when it comes to sex, and especially important when the sex involves anal.

Straight men are curious about anal penetration all the time. I mean, if we weren't supposed to have it, then why would it feel so good?

Next time tell him, "I do, and it happens to be attached to you." :P

So that's why he wanted anal!

Lay a strap on next to his pillow

See, if you had the right fetish this would be the exact opposite of a FML.