Love: Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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I had no idea!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML

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The Irish goodbye

By Lost Reggie - 25/03/2024 00:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I'd thought that I'd found the new love of my life. She wanted me, I wanted her, we were compatible on so many levels. I have known her for 15 years, and she had asked me on a date. Last night, she unfriended, blocked, and ghosted me. FML

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nl98 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:05

Don't take her back?

saucey12 1

Monday 28 December 2009 12:06

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

Comments

nl98 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:05

Don't take her back?

netherfiend 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:53

ja don't take her back^^ this is not an FML in fact this would MAKE MY DAY

Card_Games 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:27

lol, that's what I said.

Saccharide 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:45

Man, do not do it. You've done it! You've won! She's a mess and you're obviously perfectly fine without her. I do not know why in the hell this is a FML. Except maybe for the fact that she's a crazy bitch.

Kukironosuke 16

Monday 28 December 2009 14:33

its sort of an fml bcuz the op has to realise only when she's at the end of her rope does she consider being with him, which is kind of a blow to the self esteem

Albedo667 5

Monday 28 December 2009 16:33

seriously, would laugh in her face

Randalltk421 0

Friday 29 April 2011 20:46

This is not an FML. OP is just bragging.

saucey12 1

Monday 28 December 2009 12:06

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

gecko13 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:06

if you take her back you'll save so much time getting your life started... First! FML

time4coffee 3

Monday 28 December 2009 12:10

no you're not

tooclassy 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:16

That sucks. I expect you have someonel better than her right now though, correct? I hope you do.

SweetestSin 4

Monday 28 December 2009 12:17

so tell the whack job your already in a commited relationship with someone else

thighsofglory 0

Monday 28 December 2009 16:04

No, tell the whackjob you're single but there's no way in hell, and thank her for thinking you're that stupid.

I_ate_pikachu 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:55

Well, ya know, if you REALLY loved her...

FerrariCake 2

Monday 28 December 2009 12:19

This is only an FML if you're considering taking her back. Otherwise it's a "I only know realize how lucky I am to have gotten rid of her when I did!"

louie111887 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:28

run!

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Monday 28 December 2009 18:20

agreed. RUN THE **** AWAY

iplaywow 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:50

RUN SHE CAN'T CATCH YOU ANYMORE

Mustardnight 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 10:37

Fatty waddling!

alex1502 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:27

2 Things, @130 nice, and how the hell did She get your Number?

shockcrow 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:31

tell her "sorry, but u had ur chance! look where u ended up..." everything happens for a reason.. sometimes..

EmreArslan 11

Friday 4 November 2011 14:57

Karma struk that biatch hard!

falknir 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:33

what ..you're kidding? She's totally a keeper!

trailerboy531 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:58

Well $25 in debt isn't that bad, you can give her a Franklin and tell her to use the rest for a gym membership!

Masenko7 12

Monday 28 December 2009 14:47

made my ******* day

turdburgers 0

Monday 28 December 2009 17:55

25,000 dollars. I assume it's a typo.

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 28 December 2009 21:19

Actually, if you're speaking Spanish, you use periods to separate every three zeroes in big numbers instead of commas. The OP could be fluent in both and just made the mistake. Makes sense since he lives in Arizona. OP: Don't bother with her. She won't respect you at all. If she treated you like crap when she had the world on a silver platter, then what makes you think things will be different? Leave her alone and never look back. It's not up to you to "fix" her.