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Don't take her back?
ja don't take her back^^ this is not an FML in fact this would MAKE MY DAY
lol, that's what I said.
its sort of an fml bcuz the op has to realise only when she's at the end of her rope does she consider being with him, which is kind of a blow to the self esteem
seriously, would laugh in her face
This is not an FML. OP is just bragging.
no you're not
That sucks. I expect you have someonel better than her right now though, correct? I hope you do.
This is only an FML if you're considering taking her back. Otherwise it's a "I only know realize how lucky I am to have gotten rid of her when I did!"
run!
RUN SHE CAN'T CATCH YOU ANYMORE
Fatty waddling!
2 Things, @130 nice, and how the hell did She get your Number?
tell her "sorry, but u had ur chance! look where u ended up..." everything happens for a reason.. sometimes..
Karma struk that biatch hard!
what ..you're kidding? She's totally a keeper!
Well $25 in debt isn't that bad, you can give her a Franklin and tell her to use the rest for a gym membership!
made my ******* day
25,000 dollars. I assume it's a typo.
Actually, if you're speaking Spanish, you use periods to separate every three zeroes in big numbers instead of commas. The OP could be fluent in both and just made the mistake. Makes sense since he lives in Arizona. OP: Don't bother with her. She won't respect you at all. If she treated you like crap when she had the world on a silver platter, then what makes you think things will be different? Leave her alone and never look back. It's not up to you to "fix" her.
yeah, but no one puts 3 zeros for $25.
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Don't take her back?
please tell me you changed your number or put a block....