Inappropriate and Kids: Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By nosonofmine - 23/06/2012 17:43 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 16:24 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

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By seamonkeys - 21/03/2013 09:42 - United States

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML

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Thursday 7 July 2011 5:10

that's messed up

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Thursday 7 July 2011 5:13

what a dick

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tsmsport 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:22

o shit

dannyfitz18 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:22

that's cruel dump him

mba1425 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:22

does any one know any good dead baby jokes?

67gtojake 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:35

what is the difference between a tree and a baby. it's legal to hit one with an ax. what is the difference between a baby and a mellon? one is fun to hit with a sedge hammer the other is a mellon.

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:23

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

NoodleBurger 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:39

HAHAH.

Lax434 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:23

haha I love dead baby jokes!!!

Lax434 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:29

what's red yellow, blue, and is found at the bottom of a pool? a dead baby with slashed floaties. what's yellow green and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? same baby three weeks later. what's red and yellow at the top of a pool? floaties with a slashed baby. how do u stop a baby from drowning? take your foot of it's head. :)