Inappropriate and Kids: Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By nosonofmine - 23/06/2012 17:43 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 16:24 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

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By seamonkeys - 21/03/2013 09:42 - United States

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML

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Thursday 7 July 2011 5:10

that's messed up

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Thursday 7 July 2011 5:13

what a dick

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DReamBig24 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:04

I think maybe you should talk to your husband about maturity and being considerate...

FarSide 22

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:18

Uhhhhhhhh... nope. A good "talking to" will not sort his ass out. Nor will a "Come To Jesus" meeting. Some bastards are just too socially awkward and lacking a modicum of common sense that the ONLY recourse is to beat the complete living dog-shit out of them. Sadly, OP's husband is this way.

CsDy1395 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:05

...just tell "dead dumbass" jokes at his funeral?

GamerMatt97 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:05

wow your old friend is going over the pain of the loss of their baby and.your husband has the courage 2 make dead baby jokes I'm really sorry for this but your husband is a pathetic lowlife piece of shit who is lucky 2 have a wife to support his lazy ass