Love: Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too...

By gj09 - 22/11/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 596

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 786

You deserved it 9 332

Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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Hat Up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my partner was sent 450 miles away by the army, after he had been home for only 22 hours. Yesterday they told him he could come home for 2 weeks. I guess the British army doesn't want me to be happy. FML

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You deserved it 212

Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

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You deserved it 3 970

By shanson - 07/11/2016 14:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML

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You deserved it 833

By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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You deserved it 973

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By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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You deserved it 159

By secondchild - 12/07/2019 14:00

Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML

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You deserved it 186

By over prtective father - 24/06/2014 04:35 - United States - Washington

Today, it became apparent that my father knows more about my boyfriend than I do because he spends so much time interrogating him. FML

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You deserved it 5 553

DBkkk 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:09

That is mad messed up. Go spend some time with him. I betchu he loves you that's what counts.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:13

Jeez, your family is selfish. Maybe appease them both and do things as a family and invtie your boyfriend?

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DBkkk 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:09

That is mad messed up. Go spend some time with him. I betchu he loves you that's what counts.

AlwaysDeserveIt 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:09

YDI for not realizing that the ******* woman that gave birth to u is more important then the man who gives u orgasms

OzzyTheGiant 14

Tuesday 1 August 2017 17:45

YD not being given birth to

OzzyTheGiant 14

Tuesday 1 August 2017 17:45

YD not being given birth to

badbunny 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:13

yeah, they're retarded.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:13

Jeez, your family is selfish. Maybe appease them both and do things as a family and invtie your boyfriend?

brittanyg93 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:47

I my boyfriend had been in Iraq for six moths there is no way I'm going to spend time with him and my family at the same time. I would hate to have to divide my attention. I would want as much alone time as possible alone with him, not sharing him with my family.

Timmead 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:14

Me too. Let's all spam her; teach her not do something so ******* stupid.

MNSam86 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:21

YDI for dating a soldier

STAZ211 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:26

#8, you're an ass. **** you.

jjcastillo 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:45

douche bag.

Zazu7711 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:58

#8 is right, Assface

GriefBacon 0

Monday 23 November 2009 1:30

STFU asshole.

asdf1 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:24

i dont get it

zach5432 3

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:20

he's a soldier dummy

depechemode 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:25

Well Grace Jones, tell your family that you are just a slave to the rhyt- uhm.. dze boyfriend for the next couple of weeks no?

haweb 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:30

So? You explain that to them and ask them to be understanding.

MiaKong 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:47

Families are usually anything but understanding.

haweb 0

Monday 23 November 2009 4:44

Yeh, you're preaching to the choir on that one. In any case, it's either that or she can stfu about it and just go on hanging out with him as she was before. (I'm not sure why my reply ended up here? It was in response to a "Families are usually anything but understanding")