By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML
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djgoreo 12

"**** you gran"? For what exactly do you intend to use your first birthday condom, sir?

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InfamousLastWord 9

I mean if it wasn't true, wouldn't you have just laughed it off? Instead, you get all huffy puffy and say **** you Grandma, like she hit a sore spot or something.

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onorexveritas 23

prove that crone wrong!

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dr_snow_bear 29

She'll be dead before you. Just smile and think about how nice her funeral will be.

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Ani28 10

Just imagine the looks she will have gotten from the cashier when she went out to buy them...

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Mister_Triangle 21

I doubt the cashier would give a shit unless she said, "oh, they're not for me; it's my grandson's birthday"

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buddy51 23

If OP makes his grammaw pregnant, would her kid be OP's parent or just his uncle or aunt??

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buddy51 23

"Bareback only, grammaw, that's the way I roll!"

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jondmon91 10

Lighten up, with that attitude grandma is right.

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Wizardo 33

Give her a hearty slap on the back, with a baritone laugh and her **** may just fall off from the front...

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outoftown 26

How special! Now you can regift it for her birthday ;)

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SoultheWolf 19

She was three years late, should've given them to you when you hit 18!

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