By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
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lorraineald 7

He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.

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agentaquamarine 4

To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.

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cmac86 23

they're fun even if you don't have a yard. you see a lot of that in the south.

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babyshanice 12

Never know when you might need a ride somewhere!

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emmingle 24

Happy birthday! He couldn't afford a new car.

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SamanthaNGoree 10

Perhaps he's thinking of starting a new business.

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aintlifeapain 21

Oh come on! Didn't you know you don't need to have a lawn to buy a lawn mower. It's for riding around the block. *Sarcasm needs a font on FML*

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cottoncandymango 17

He has high hopes! Just wait, you'll have a lawn very soon, my friend.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Ok I'm just gonna comment and say this, the hell if I know lol.

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Joedbag 8

Still a better love story than Twilight...

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imlifeless2 25

practically every love story is better than twilight.

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bosox29 14

Wow really? That's getting pretty old...

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queerdragon 20

"Op, I need you to sit down for a moment," Father said. "Something very important has happened." Op sits down on the couch, clutching at a pillow for comfort. "Yes, father? Is someone sick?" "No, I am free. I have hidden this from your mother and you long enough!" Father said. "I am in love with Lawna the Lawn Mower and we are moving into a shed together. I packed my bags." Op blinked. "Pardon?" "You cannot stop me! Lawna needs me!"

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