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it's your new car
Oh (John) Deere!
they're fun even if you don't have a yard. you see a lot of that in the south.
Never know when you might need a ride somewhere!
Happy birthday! He couldn't afford a new car.
Oh come on! Didn't you know you don't need to have a lawn to buy a lawn mower. It's for riding around the block. *Sarcasm needs a font on FML*
Still a better love story than Twilight...
practically every love story is better than twilight.
Except this isn't a love story
Wow really? That's getting pretty old...
"Op, I need you to sit down for a moment," Father said. "Something very important has happened." Op sits down on the couch, clutching at a pillow for comfort. "Yes, father? Is someone sick?" "No, I am free. I have hidden this from your mother and you long enough!" Father said. "I am in love with Lawna the Lawn Mower and we are moving into a shed together. I packed my bags." Op blinked. "Pardon?" "You cannot stop me! Lawna needs me!"
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He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.
To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.