By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
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lorraineald 7

He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.

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agentaquamarine 4

To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.

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abutton 15

I have always wanted one now I know I am not alone

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Goblin182 26

MAybe it was cheaper than a golf cart, or he is channeling his inner George Jones.

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kasmol 16

Really this isn't much different than all the people who own jeeps and SUVs but never get further off road than the parking garage at the Galleria. At least your dad didn't blow $40K on a useless status symbol.

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Ari1337 15

Actually it is different. SUVs are still cars, which are meant to be driven. OPs dad bought a lawnmower, which was meant to now a lawn. And they don't have a lawn so...

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queerdragon 20

I own a Jeep because I live in an area where four wheel drive is useful. It snows a lot and I have a large group of friends, so having trunk space and a pretty decent backseat comes in handy.

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aklm15 14

Totally worth it! Those things are ******* cool!

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Epikouros 31

You will have a lawn after your father mows the garden down.

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relaxeazy 24

Why the hell not? Always fun being on one :)

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jw90 18

Maybe he wants to modify it and enter the mower races.

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