Reminds me of when my grandmother came to visit for Christmas one year, poked my boobs in front of everyone, and asked if they were real. Yes, grandma.

Why does he keep looking at your boobs. What a filthy pervert. I wonder if he has fantasies about you.

Even if you did how tactless!

Didn't your husband say anything to him, when it happened? Wow tht man is a serious pervert but don't worry cuz I've come across a few questions like those too...buy ur father in law asking is a bit creepy

Plot twist: It's because OP's breasts are as big as tractor trailer tires In all seriousness though, talk to your husband about this. Tell him that you find this unacceptable and he needs to step in and set his dad straight.

You should just have said " well is your dick a implant?"

Is that a compliment?

"Well I was going to get implants, but this family has enough boobs in it"

Judging by the forgetfulness and inappropriate comments, I think you may want to get him checked for dementia and/or Alzheimer's.

Double D Sharee?! ?