By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 14:19 - United States - Abington

Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
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nzhx 23

I'm sorry, OP. I know not having a good relationship with your father is both difficult and frustrating. However, considering your birth certificate is a necessary and important document, I'd hide it from him yourself the first chance you get. You'll need it in the future, and you're ****** if he ruins it

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Tamandua 19

My dad would just say something along the lines of, "Your birth is the reason I drink anyway" to justify it.

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Davros 12

he figured beer brought it into this world so it might as well take it out to.

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mymegangirl 7

why would your birth certificate just be laying around like that?

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