Stop, please stop

By yuck - 05/06/2015 19:11

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Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
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AyeJay101 25

And I thought it was gonna end like he was having sex with someone... But that's some intense jerking.

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Ecudaniel 16

wonder how you found out...

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NicholausB 15

That a very disturbing thing to find out. Must of been very awkward when you did. Sorry OP, you don't deserve that.

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brownapple 22

More awkward if OP sleeps next to him.

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Dick_diamond 22

Hate to be that guy but.. *Must have or must've

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prostar9993 15

You don't deserve that? Stop being overly sensitive. It's human nature ffs. Raising a generation of ******* with all this coddling.

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wtffml1979 22

Agree with #59. We're turning our future into ******* cause we don't wanna hurt someone's feelings. **** that

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Ecudaniel 16

wonder how you found out...

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ColonelCusswords 24

All those tissues aint no cold

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AyeJay101 25

And I thought it was gonna end like he was having sex with someone... But that's some intense jerking.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Jerking so intense he was literally having passionate loving sex with his hand

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Hoopachi 19

#27 All that groaning and gasping? No bro, that's some hardcore bdsm right there

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#5 we got the pun you didn't need to capitalize just the word hard it's not like it made your pun any better.

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noobienick 19

I wasn't sure if people would understand, so I decided to make it easier.

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ColonelCusswords 24

You stay classy noobienick, dont let the shit speakers bring you down

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sirrubberducky 7

Capitalize all you want for people to understand it, it still sucked.

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Miss_Whipped 43

noobienick, why would you make it easier? Isn't the joke supposed to be that it's as hard as possible?

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tzemmy 25

At least you don't have a dirty mind, initially thinking it was just from dreams

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A07 48

I'm interested in learning how OP found this out.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Watching those sheets move very suspiciously

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wtffml1979 22

Why do you find that interesting?? Creeper much....

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BrutalEater 15

That's inconsiderate of him. You should try to talk to him about the situation.

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clairesucks 37

I doubt that would end well. A conversation like that would get very awkward.

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prostar9993 15

Inconsiderate to jerk off in your own bed room? No, inconsiderate would be him spanking it while sitting on her bed.

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nonsensical 26

Next time you hear him do that, imitate his sounds. He'll stop.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

I don't know that that's the best idea. It will just make an even more complicated situation. Either he's hacking off to the sound of OP moaning or he thinks they're doing it too. I'd just invest in noise canceling earphones. Beats, even the earbuds, work amazing but I mean earplugs are cheap if short on cash

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illegalbeagle69 23

"Your momma sure does care about your schoolin', son."

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expertsmilee 26

1 up vote is not enough for thee.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Theres a chance he'll go even harder

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pokemyeyes 23

or make gorilla sounds to draw a parallel

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nonsensical 26

#14 oh it'd make it extremely awkward for sure. Who would continue after that? and i'm pretty sure they wouldn't talk about it later, they'd just both understand its something to never speak of again...

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marigoldcobain 21

I dunno, man. She'll probably do obviously fake moans that would turn anyone off instantly.

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limabeans101029 20

But usually not in the same room as your sibling. (From the FML I'm assuming they share a room, I could be wrong though)

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laden_swallow09 34

Sure, most everyone whacks it. Not everyone gasps and moans like an abused elephant, though.

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nonsensical 26

hahaha... "abused elephant"... amazing how well that painted the image for me

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