Miscellaneous: Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never...

By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

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By snow - 22/09/2009 09:12 - Australia

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 834

You deserved it 6 794

Thanks, I hate it

By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 315

You deserved it 343

By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 611

You deserved it 3 589

Good to hear from you

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 518

You deserved it 2 514

By newdad - 06/09/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 831

You deserved it 6 009

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 571

You deserved it 3 377

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Kenosha

Today, my deadbeat dad threatened to press charges against me for harassment if I ever contact him again. I've contacted him twice in the last two years, once to tell him he was going to be a grandfather, and once to send him a birthday card from my son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 739

You deserved it 1 838

By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 740

You deserved it 3 187

By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 052

You deserved it 2 719

By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 18:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 088

You deserved it 3 501

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Sunday 6 March 2011 9:03

Man he knows exactly how to mend years of neglect

ktrose 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 9:08

Poke him back.

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saleha97 4

Monday 7 March 2011 20:16

OHMYGOD MOST HILLARIOUS FML IVE EVER SEEN!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

snoboard4lifebro 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:20

quick question....617 'you totally deserved it' things... wat..the ****???? how is this in any way the op's fault??

mag3rk 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:58

he has to be a friend for him to poke you ... why would you have him as a friend to begin with?... YDI

dmndrby789 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 15:28

no, he doesn't. you can poke people not on your friends list.

elabby90 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:44

Haha **** your life, at least hes not a crack head like my dad

shanny998 3

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:54

why would u be friends with him on fb anyways?

dmndrby789 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 15:31

who said she was?

ShamxFML 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:34

that sucks hardcore Richard Simmons ****.

Vaniityx 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:19

and so the Poke War epic begins..

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:30

haha those things never seem to end

Vaniityx 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:21

Lmao!

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:28

you should send that foo a message saying "hey dad you crazy mother ****** how've you been? man look at you, you look great."

andyfreay 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:58

is your dad black?

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Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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You deserved it 40 872

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

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Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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You deserved it 4 214

Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture of my brother, my boyfriend and me. Apparently, the idea of me having a boyfriend didn’t register with them because they all screamed, “Your brother is gay?!” FML

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You deserved it 49

Today, after I spent months trying to show a woman we can be besties, because she thought I only wanted sex (which I totally don't), we've talked every day, texted, shared videos, ect. Now she has a boyfriend and doesn't have time for friends, let alone a bestie. I should've never tried. FML

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You deserved it 529

Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 294

You deserved it 852

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 639

You deserved it 4 949

Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML

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You deserved it 5 723

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