WTF!!!!! :)

WTF x 2

Give me a....W! Give me a....T! Give me a....F! What does that spell? WTF!

haha 6 change Ur many to u rock Couse u freaking do ;)

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?!?

What the ****?

**** the what?

C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!

29... just read the fml lol

oooh country joe!!! woodstock!

on pls NOBODY say i agree your life sucks on the button plz plzzzzzzzzz

wait I don't get why op gotta pay for the damage wats a welfare if I were op this is wat I would say, " Today, my neighbor accidentally blew up my car with a cannon and I accidentally blew up his face with a RPG, WIN!"

your mom is who i f*ck!

and this is why all welfare recipients should be drug tested.

Where's The Fries? Wet Towel Fridays?

Exactly what I was thinking. Why the **** does OP's neighbour have a cannon?

well, you can sue him

The ****? How can he make a cannon while on welfare? What? I'd report him THEN sue him. And to be on the safe side, a restraining order.

To be honest, the insurance report for an incident like this probably should have a police report with it.

Generally in the US, it's legal if the cannon doesn't cross the line into the 'destructive device' category. Most muzzle-loaded antique style or salute cannons are OK. State law imposes additional restrictions though, and firing projectiles from them is right on the line of legality, so if it's what you're into, you'd better have done your homework! Still, none of that absolves you of liability for damage done by firing one. With freedom comes responsibility.

I'm not really too concerned with the legality of it. what I want to know is why the hell does the guy on welfare own a f***ing cannon.

Because poor people need hobbies too. And actually it is on the cheap side (compared to drugs, cars, alcohol, etc). You can launch the same projectile all you want and you can get powder for very little.

haha I would(:

don't be stupid. Just put your hand over the barrel next time :-)

No, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

Yes, like Pachelbel's Canon . . .

just say to him "die menya dengi moodak pizda!"

Johann Sebastian Bach FTW!!!

hahaha that's genius :D

"Walla" huh?

...that one never ceases to amaze me...

I hope you meant voila instead of walla because walla isn't a word

Yes it is. Arabic I guess. Meaning something like "that's it" maybe

49 fail- walla is the poor mans voila

57 walla is an Arabic word actually....

So are we going to ignore the fact that OP can't conceive a baby with his neighbor?

I'm interested in how a man can concieve with 2 other men

Dunno, but might be fun trying.

walla walla. |the kid|

I think there's a law that states if you are on welfare then you shall not own a cannon... if there's no such law there should be

Yeah, you can get a lien on the guys house to secure your judgment if you sue and he files bK.

and who the hell pays for the new car?

Smosh <3

yes, you are.