Animals: Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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Happy Birthday

By Birthday Boy - 06/12/2017 05:00

Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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DFlit1 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:24

Was it a bring ur own fish place?

Insane_Tea 15

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:23

Sounds fishy to me...

Comments

Levvy 22

Monday 2 January 2012 20:36

"Sushi" doesn't mean "raw fish". It refers to the rice, not the fish. You can have all-vegetable sushi. Of course, I don't see much reason, since it wasn't something you cared about BEFORE it had personal relevance to you, which is rather hypocritical.

jonmansheppard 9

Tuesday 3 January 2012 3:28

When my sisters fish died, I had to make it a coffin out of balsa wood and carve a gravestone with it's name in it to stop her from bawling. Then, I had to sing amazing grace while burying it in for her. Shes 14....

baseballbro2 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:41

It's a fish it not a real pet

InsanishDanish 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:49

Ignore the people who are saying "get over it, it was just a fish" and such. A pet is a pet, and it hurts when a pet dies.

ItsJustMe17 9

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:51

Your parents brought you out to dinner to make you feel better because your fish died?

pupigirl 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:15

I am so sorry about the fish :(

fieldhockey101 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:31

Why, that was a smart choice.(;

perry_sameh20 18

Friday 6 January 2012 19:52

Sorry about your fishyy :(

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 21:12

I know how you feel. I was destroyed when my betta, Lumin, died. People who think you can't get attached to fish (or are pathetic for doing so) are know-nothing assholes. Your parent's choice was...eh...poor. But they meant well, and I'm sure they meant no insult. I hope you feel happier soon, OP.