Animals: Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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Happy Birthday

By Birthday Boy - 06/12/2017 05:00

Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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DFlit1 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:24

Was it a bring ur own fish place?

Insane_Tea 15

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:23

Sounds fishy to me...

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drut27 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:25

What are you 10?

keeks46 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:01

At least they were thinking of you. They weren't really thinking much but they were thinking.

urrealitysux 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:28

Fishsticks would have been better...waste not:)

MiaLoves 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:45

........It was a fish.

sordanjymes 6

Monday 2 January 2012 1:58

suck it up princess, it's a fish.

htfootball55 1

Monday 2 January 2012 3:18

Get over it

harvaman20 0

Monday 2 January 2012 4:07

My fish died yesterday too!! ): my parents tried to get my another fish without me noticing. They bought the wrong kind of fish. I had a beta. They bought a black moor.

Lilybean121 0

Monday 2 January 2012 6:40

Aww.... I'm so sorry

dansco 24

Monday 2 January 2012 10:28

So? It's the same as your dog dying and then going to watch dog racing... Buy a new fish...

kbg8409 0

Monday 2 January 2012 18:43

oh my god.. it's a fish dude. I understand a dog or cat or something, but a fish.. are you 4?? get over it.

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Same thing different taste

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