Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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By DepressedCellist - 27/09/2018 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By unknown - 31/01/2010 06:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:45

He knows his shit.

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:45

That guy is a champ!

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LexBvl 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:41

Is this bathroom by the kitchen?

Volti_fml 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:49

That is pretty hardcore. I'm impressed!

phil68w 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:02

You always do things better on the throne!

Shans021 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:51

so?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 8 September 2011 17:23

I'm impressed. My Rockband drumming tactic involves frantically trying to wallop all of the notes at once in no particular pattern whilst hoping I get one of the notes right.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 9 September 2011 8:47

That's me at all instruments. In the meantime, I'll be learning my ocarina. >

Tookie22 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 17:35

Quite impressive. I wouldn't want to FML. Best way to show your appreciation. Is to blumpkin him while he plays and see how good he is then.

sbuxsux11 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 17:42

I challenge you to a duel haha

olliewn 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:30

Winning!

Daralea 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:39

He's a keeper! I can barely get few notes in on easy mode :(

Egnar 19

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:54

When broken down this FML reads "Today my fiance is very very good at rhythm based games". . .Not as exciting I suppose.

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