By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
I agree, your life sucks 153 668
You deserved it 14 383

Same thing different taste

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Happy birthday indeed. Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.

fantome_fml 0

Well...now you have a new memory to add to the box.

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valuemeal2 1

Damn... 21? A little young, don't you think?

nastynate 0

#79 So true... I even recognize this in myself and my friends. I have friends whose parents were moderate drinkers and let them sip and basically satisfied and curiosities they might have had. My parents were the exact opposite and didn't let me try alcohol or talk to me about it ever. Even after recognizing this, I'm still the type of person who would throw up in a box full of memories. FML.

Poor bastard. He's never going to live that one down.

Why was that stuff not in a closet or basement somewhere?

Thouroghly deserved if it was the result of excessive alcohol.

theoldGP 0

#81 was right that's ridiculous. and who cares about your old memories? jesus.

That sucks, but when someone is that drunk it is a good idea to leave them in the bathroom, with some water and a blanket... they can do much less damage in there.

LifeSux19 0

This FML is an unwittingly powerful metaphor