By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 21:23 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 141
You deserved it 9 048
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

perdix 29

Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!

130 6

Comments

boredblonde 17

And you didn't think this would be a problem before?

17 5
greenie213 23

What the **** is the "correct way"? Seriously!

24 7
RaggleFrock 13

The correct way to turn off a light is to push it with your right index finger, but only if you are right handed. If you happen to be left handed you should use your left index finger. If you are ambidextrous you must learn to use the force. I hope that helps you.

41 0
SqueakyChipmunk 21

You must caress and love the switch when you turn it on. How would you like it if somebody turned you on and left?

29 2
No_One_Relevent 2

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
2 42
RaggleFrock 13

It would be pretty obvious it was him. What a douche bag move.

20 1
duckiegirl21 10

I doubt OP wants to worsen her condition, otherwise this wouldn't be an FML.

18 1
unknown_user5566 26

19- Please promise me you will never, ever become a therapist.

17 0
MrSassypants 33

And if #19 ever does become a therapist, they would be like the Geico therapist that was an ex drill sergeant.

3 0
eggmarie 25

Yes, let's purposely mess with someone who has a mental disorder. Sounds like a grand old time! Just kidding, you're actually an asshole

18 0
sweetbabysweet93 10

You are obviously a bad person and a huge waste of life. Seriously.

2 0
99megster 15

You better learn how to do it properly, then! Unless you want to get lectured again in the future. Even if it is a bit crazy, it's probably easier to just do it and avoid problems. A happy wife is a happy life!

23 1
cristy91 33

You have to think if this is something you can spend your life with. Marriage is a big deal, divorce is a hassle, and your marriage may be close but you could always back out if you can't take it. Plus, you could always try couples therapy or something. Best of luck!

12 3
darkkisses 6

Seriously?! **** her life. OCD is really hard and it ruins a lot of things. I know it's annoying but if you love her enough that you can marry her you should love her enough to stay by her side as she tries to overcome the disorder.

43 5
hooligyn123 18

Her OCD is probably in overdrive due to the stress of the wedding. Wedding planning is bad enough, when your OCD the million details to decide would likely be overwhelming to someone with that disorder. She'll likely return to normal after the wedding...

9 0
ObsceneOblivion 4

I have OCD and I'm trying to plan my wedding; it is tough because everything HAS to be perfect and done in a certain order and a certain way. It's a nightmare, but on the plus side it's fun too.

8 3
Levvy 22

She can't control her feelings/thoughts due to her disorder. She can control her actions. Having a mental disorder doesn't mean you're no longer ever responsible for your decisions.

2 0
newburton13 26

Wow. And I thought the toilet paper debate was bad.

12 0
LuckyLynx7732 5

Well I'm guessing you never have to pick up around the house. Seriously though, get her to a therapist (possibly get her some meds) or run like hell.

3 9
unknown_user5566 26

Are you the type of person who thinks relationships should be perfect? ***SPOILER ALERT*** They're not.

15 2
mattorama 15

There's "less than perfect," then there's being yelled at for using a light switch in a sub optimal manner.

1 5