By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Mr_Positive 3

why is this an FML? she doesnt know what it means, get a brain

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TriniRockStar 0

Barbie is a hooker they make her look like one blonde fake boobs

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nuclear 0

i didn't really think it was that funny either..

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bob1124 0

I don't see how Barbie and hooker are different concepts.

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mikew85 0

wow. well she probably didn't learn it from you since you wrote this fml for us all to read. maybe she heard it on tv, or from a precocious older friend. either way, she's a bit young to know about sex and what hookers do, maybe show her pictures of crack ****** and ask her if that'd still be something she was interested in!

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bikerdude96 0

At least she wants to be something

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squigglyshark 0

Children say what they hear, so, now I really want to hear about your home life.

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miso1337 0

im sick of idiots like u crying fake all the time, seriously like wtf. theres no reason the think this is fake so why bother? its funny to read nevertheless, quit ruining the fml for everybody. god >.>

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