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By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
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Apocalyptus 0

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

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antbait11 0

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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Sparkey 0

It might not make you feel better, but flikker in Dutch means ******.

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Neutie 0

Haha, I hadn't even thought of that (I'm Dutch as you may have guessed)!

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Luv_my_life 0

haha I'm Dutch as well, indeed, the first thing I laughed to was actually his name in essence. and then came the FML lol

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Freeze_fml 16

You should get your mother this shirt.

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capesnbabes 0

Dude! This is SOOOO not funny! Why? Because my last name is Flick as well and I actually got detention one year in 7th grade for "writing vulgarities" on my math test. What was the "vulgarity"? My LAST NAME! So, when my dad finds out, he comes down to the school wearing his old US Air Force semi-pro football jersey that had his last name on it. When the principal realizes this, he apologies big time. That's a true story. The only part I made up was the part about this not being funny. Obviously, I can relate and have laughed at this very same circumstance for years! In fact, I titled my self-published cartooning book "You Can't Print Flick". You can find it on www.lulu.com. Sincerely, Chris FLICK (What? You thought I was lying???) http://www.capesnbabes.com

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boston13523 0

i can hear it now, the sports announcer "AND. ******. GOES. ALL. THE. WAY .!!!" it would only be funnier if your number was 69 !!!

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WartsG 0

Dude honestly, thats an awesome shirt... but i can just hear the team mates calling "HEY ******!" and you have no choice but to answer =D

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RevengeOnYou 0

FYL But it sucks if ur teammates or anyone starts saying, "Hey ******! Come over here!" Soo kinda of an FML. But still useful when someone from another team scores, turn ur back and walk away while they read ur shirt :]

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