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By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
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Apocalyptus 0

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

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antbait11 0

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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spinarium 2

since he's from australia, i think OP must be talking about soccer jerseys. NEVERTHELESS, it's still a good laugh once in a while to get such things in life. don't whine too much, OP. :)

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plethora 3

Actually, they would be rugby jerseys. We call soccer soccer, but in New South Wales rugby is called football. Also distinct from AFL in that AFL players wear guernseys, not jerseys.

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hbgoddard 0

This is one of the first really good illustrations in a while. I really like at the end when he said "Flick my life". Good job!

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oNikkio 0

After a WIN: "We couldn't have done it without 'ol ****** here!" After a LOSS: "Thanks to you we LOST ******."

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Spac3Ghost 0

i like this comment =)

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Harleymyhorse 0

lol omg thats really funny and awesome not fml. Where that jersey with pride and ppl will think its so cool :)

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Flutist 3

Wow, just... wow. Epic. Well, I can't imagine getting teased in the locker room is fun. But imagine how your mother feels. Are you Mother ******?

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kitta123 0

Haha as to being an FML perfection. Just enough f'ness with a hint of cruelty. Cool shirt. But you do know when you have your high school friends over for dinner that is going to be the main event right. I love life, espeically the pain of other's bad ones. I feel so guilty whenever I log on here. But it's that fake guilt like " I shouldn't be enjoying this but tragically I am oh well"

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Chad_Brisson 2

Ha, FLICK my life. I see what you did there.

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Mr_Kennedy 4

That comic is a fail. The author is Austrailian which meant he was playing soccer not football.

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KatieGoesRawrr 0

Yeah. In australia, football is the one shown in the comic and soccer is the one where you use your feet and can't touch the ball with your hands unless you're a goalie.

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residentpunk 0

thats exactly what i was thinking when i saw it. it ruined the whole joke.

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