By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Tell her you are a drain monster fighter. Arm yourself with bleach, a plunger and a knife. Tell your daughter to wait outside, go into the bathroom. Make some grunting noises, come out and say the monster is dead. It should work, if not slap the husband and tell him to reassure your daughter.

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crazykid300 6

**** now i dont want to take a bath or shower

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glambert17 0

Wow. My dad used to say retarded things like that. When I was two, he convinced me that if I sat on the toilet I would get sucked in. Guess who wasn't potty trained until she was four?

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blcksocks 19

Ok. I give up. Now tell me who wasn't potty trained until she was 4? This guess work is tiresome :)

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shawnaishere 14

Lol this is like my little sister and I when I tell her there's a monster in the room or tell her the a dollar is more than the 5 dollars our uncle gave her and it would be better to switch. Those are some good moments even though they seem mean their reaction is priceless so enjoy it while you still can.

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perdix 29

Let your idiot husband know that since the "drain monster" likes to feast on small things, he is not safe in the tub. And the "drain monster" is the only one that's going to be doing any feating in the region ;)

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Arrawyn 12

You know what you should do? You should get rid of the stupid little immature bastard. Maybe he should try not to make your life harder by terrifying your kid, it's not it affects him anyway, he probably doesn't have to deal with bath time

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plaguer 26

You know what you should do? Never procreate.

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ebonyirony 29

Wow. He was just kidding. All she has to do is talk to her kid and have him agree. No reason to get so harsh

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white16sox 19

Yep, get rid of the father figure in a child's life because he made one bad joke. I would hate to be your child.

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pattipan 7

You're right, No. 43. The OP doesn't have one little child. She has two; the daughter and her little baby of a husband. At this point he is a father. Man up and either do something helpful or stay the **** out of the way. All this bastard did was make it harder on his wife and scare the crap out of his little girl so he could have a quick laugh while his wife deals with the long term effects of his stupid comment. Great parenting.

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SteffiRose2113 4

It was a joke. Did you have a bad day or something because you can't leave your husband because he said something to get a laugh

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linkinpark98 23

Drain Monster? My dad used to scare me with the old Spanish 'monster', the Cucuy. :(

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plaguer 26

This remind me of that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog when Eustace was taking a bath and got pulled down the drain by that sea witch.

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linkinpark98 23

I love that episode! :D Too bad those people hardly ever air it anymore. :( BRING BACK COURAGE!

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white16sox 19

Cartoon Network sucks now. They need to bring back the classics.

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TheDrifter 23

They made a seperate channel for the classics here, Teletoon Retro.

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rooney0710 5

I'll never be too old for the monster under my bed

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kallooloo 8

This reminds me of when my dad used to tell me about the vent-triloquist, the evil puppet who lived in the vent behind my bed. Surely enough my mom thought he was an idiot as well.

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janerose21 3

talk about traumatizing a child for life . ur husband should help u out not make things harder for u !

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esines 9

Yes, I'm sure her father telling her that there is a monster in the drain will traumatize her. Now she's probably going to get addicted to drugs, turn to prostitution and end up dying alone from an overdose... If only her dad didnt make a joke when she was 4..

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