By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Tell her you are a drain monster fighter. Arm yourself with bleach, a plunger and a knife. Tell your daughter to wait outside, go into the bathroom. Make some grunting noises, come out and say the monster is dead. It should work, if not slap the husband and tell him to reassure your daughter.

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jillybean555 5

Aww. She is scarred.

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Surge5560 20

I've encountered this type of beast once before.

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lukemack 4

Shouldn't call your husband a idiot not nice even if he shouldn't have done that.

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mdavenport6 4

That's GREAT. I'm goIng to use that.

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liir 18

One day you'll both look back on this and laugh.

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Omnomnomnivore 10

Have a laugh about it, and tell her the "drain monster" doesn't eat little girls. It only drinks water.

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poohappens26 0

Shitty parenting on his end. Idiot. Make h explain to her that he's a douche bag and there's no such thing. FYL for marrying him

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midnightxloner 1

When my brother was younger and we went camping their were the pitted toilets and we told him if he wasn't fast enough a hose would come up and suck his poop out of him.. Let's just say he ended up constipated for a week

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