Health: Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards,...

By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By higgles15 - 05/06/2012 19:42 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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Hairy situation

By Kelly - 02/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

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riku3220 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:40

Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.

niemann2006 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:40

option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face

Comments

kcmjlopez 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:58

if you imagine your story with the lady's voice being in an asian accent it's hilarious ;D

MrPositive 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:15

You! You no hairy no more- you got wax!

Miss_Birthday 3

Friday 12 August 2011 2:31

That's what happened when I went to wax my eyebrows with my mom (I'm not 30 fyi). The lady kept saying, "So much hair!! Its too much, too much!!" She made me cry but she thought it was the waxing and said, "See!!! All this hair, it hurts, see?!". We didn't do anything but my mom was dissapointed in me for crying. Anyways FYL for having someone so unprofessional.

squid93 9

Monday 15 August 2011 8:50

You should not have waxed or shaved for that fact. A hairy pussy is a pretty pussy to me!

picklemonger 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:42

you should've answered: "You so rude. No tip!"

salsera13 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:59

Wtf you people are retarded... When you go in for a haircut, the price is determined by how much hair you have and how long it is. How the hell is this any different? It's not. Besides, isn't it just common courtesy to trim that shit before you foist it on some poor waxer? You totally deserved that.

fallenangel1421 15

Saturday 11 February 2012 23:14

Hahahaha that's funny lmao

rummzy 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 6:59

Why do I only imagine an Asian saying this?

fredricodasna 1

Monday 9 July 2012 6:57

Lol so your telling me a woman who works a waxing company and waxes poeple everday randomly said that u have to pay an xtra 5 dollers that is aganst the law but since fml says i gots to be nice and not call u out. I TOTALY BELIVE YOU I MEAN IT MAN I REALLY DO SPECIALY THE MAN PART

mkcherry 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:16

All waxing places have the prices listed as $20.00 and up or starting at $20.00, it always depends on how much hair you have (how much wax, strips, and time they have to spend on you). why would you get a professional bikini wax and not bother to trim/sculpt in any manor whatsoever, thats pretty gross/rude for the person who has to do your wax, and the longer you let the hair grow out the more painful the waxing process is for you. You should trim as close to skin as possible and THEN get waxed. Also its less expensive and less awkward to simply wax yourself, and a hell of a lot less painful to just use NAIR for bikini lines.