Health: Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards,...

By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By higgles15 - 05/06/2012 19:42 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By Kelly - 02/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

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riku3220 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:40

Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.

niemann2006 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:40

option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face

Comments

o_O_0_o 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:30

LMFAO!!!! nice. very nice. tho you scared me o.O i did not enjoy that very much. i dont tell people to go f themselfs :'( lmfao okay, im being a little too dramatic XD

lastminuteperm 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:32

...well now it's all gone.

Reena03 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:34

first thing first ROFL, and second thing that sucks to be you girl.

inbloom_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:40

that's embarrassing. i'm sorry, fyl.

awdorable 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:42

Oh God, this is ******* hilarious!! First of all, don't pay the extra $5- That Asian/Indian/Jewish ***** would steal it.(No offense to anyone of those cultures/religion. And sorry for racism) Secondly, find a better salon that doesn't care how hairy you are Thirdly, the OP got a BIKINI wax, not a BRAZILIAN wax, people. She just got the sides of her pube har removed, not ALL of it, so that gold digga shouldn't have asked for the 5 dollars. FYL, hun, FYL.

skullbuster 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:58

I guess we can all ignore the racism since you said Asian/Indian/jewish instead of nips/dot heads/kikes and we'll go ahead and throw out bonus points for not calling out blacks and Hispanics during your stereotying roundhouse, well done! Let us know when the ACLU and NAACP call you to issue an award.

indian_goddess 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 7:31

how could you assume the waxing lady was jewish?

ghembob 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:09

You guys normally pay 30 for a bikini wax? Geez, I pay that for a Brazillian. And guys, in NJ, most salons (in the cities anyway) are run by Asians. It's just how it is in the area. You know.. just saying.

xr4ch431x 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:09

Oh man that's dead rude of her, and pretty embarrassing, although I'm sure no-one noticed/cared, it's a beauty salon, they've seen it all before! And as for the "you shouldn't have been so hairy' comments, I had a Brazillian done after leaving it for 2 weeks (so that I wouldn't be the hairiest haha) and in the end the woman told me I hadn't left it long enough and had to PLUCK (that's right my friends) some of it!!! So no YDI from me :) x