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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By really? - 20/03/2013 04:55 - United States

Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML

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Thursday 10 October 2013 9:21

Kinda defeats the purpose

Chloe555_fml 27

Thursday 10 October 2013 9:21

Way to go, sport!

Comments

Imaginationn 6

Thursday 10 October 2013 16:22

Just go to his house and take it back. If you were "friends" you should at least know where he lives

romanrox909 7

Thursday 10 October 2013 17:23

No offense, but you're retarded. Shoulda taken the iPod BEFORE asking him to leave. YDI

OMG_ZOMBIES 15

Thursday 10 October 2013 18:13

He's probably gonna fence it for deodorant money.

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 10 October 2013 19:02

And why didn't you try and get it back? Or call the cops if he refused to?

andythewrong 5

Thursday 10 October 2013 19:51

Friend ?

marcela_darocha 13

Thursday 10 October 2013 20:33

Not anymore..

ThedaRose 15

Thursday 10 October 2013 21:09

Well then, YDI!

sickerthanyou 13

Thursday 10 October 2013 21:19

he wasn't trying to steal it, just trying to borrow it without letting you know, after all what are friends for if you can't ste.... I mean borrow stuff from

joopjoop 19

Thursday 10 October 2013 22:06

I had the same thing happen to me, except he made it out of the house and i haven't seen him since. I was also 8 months pregnant, jobless, and had moved back in with my parents at the time... it takes a special kind if ******** to steal from me when I was having that hard of a time.