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By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Yellow Springs

Today, my friend explained that his internship was clearly worse than mine because he got yelled at by clients. One of my clients ripped out my hair. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gross prank, dude

By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 28/06/2012 02:43

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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Unnerved

By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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By UghNo - 14/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my first client as a freelancer screamed at me and threw a notebook at my head. I quit my job to become a freelancer because my boss would often scream and throw things at me. FML

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By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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By hatemyjob - 23/04/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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By scumdresser - 29/09/2012 20:34 - United States - Pittsford

Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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CryoShock 14

Thursday 5 November 2015 11:20

What the hell do you work for?

A07 48

Thursday 5 November 2015 11:31

Internships are hell, no two ways about it

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anarchymaniac 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 12:17

Who pulls out someone's hair like that?

Chloe555_fml 27

Thursday 5 November 2015 12:18

Does he want assault charges, because that's how you get assault charges!* *In regards to the person who pulled out your hair.

hjds4n5 12

Thursday 5 November 2015 12:29

You may want to sue.

man_in_black08 28

Thursday 5 November 2015 13:59

Are you both by any chance, Dumb and Dumber? Lol.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:10

Hospital intern is the only way I can think of having physical contact like that

tompom331 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:02

Oo my internship is harder than yours, what are you, 12?

ericp96 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:36

Where the hell do you work?

Witchylady 17

Friday 6 November 2015 5:32

I hope you called the police. Cause that is clearly assault.

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Friday 6 November 2015 5:34

Wh---what the ****----who do u work for?

momac86 17

Friday 6 November 2015 7:31

That's a hairmful environment

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Same thing different taste

Gross prank, dude

Unnerved

The buck stops here

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