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By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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Saturday 26 June 2010 19:09

you'rrrrrrrrrrrre out!!

Zombierella 2

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:10

Did you even manage to catch it? if you didn't, that's just fail at failing |:

Comments

baileyw 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:15

who tries that hard for glass?

lickmyjock 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:24

it's Canada

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:46

Don't drop that martini! That's alot of glass right there!

IsntThisAwkward 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 22:27

screw you.

cheerforlife18 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 23:19

Seriously? Canada is so much better than the States.

Save_Bandit 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:23

what if it was about to fall into lava and the plastic would have melted? you would have been a hero!

delanis 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:46

if he dived for plastic falling into lava wouldnt op just fall in with it?

spacerockerr37 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 6:24

is ur user name from the office? (:

perdix 29

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:23

Hopefully, the girl gave you some gash for your attempt at an heroic save. When you heal, learn some physics. Unless you are oddly positioned with your feet above you, giving yourself a way to accelerate downward, you are relying on gravity to move you down. As Galileo showed centuries ago, everything falls to Earth at the same rate of speed (with differences caused by air resistance). Your dive was futile.