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By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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By Isabel - 19/08/2024 22:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML

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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By thrill house - 25/01/2016 00:57 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Bad Artist - 07/05/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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joeymo304 9

Friday 22 June 2012 0:35

Not your problem she's defective

NIRVANA1990s 1

Friday 22 June 2012 0:35

hey its her fault she's a bitch

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wellthatsukx 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 12:08

Your friend is a retard. Only idiots get foreign tattoos without THOROUGHLY researching them.

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 18:41

Pwned OP nice job! Why would someone get something that stupid tattooed on themselves anyway. Fhl for being a moron!

MiamiHeatLover 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:39

Bitch

brokenhelix 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:24

She sounds like one bad bitch...

kamille911 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 7:25

Saves you from associating with an idiot who refers to themselves as a "bad bitch".

peniiis 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 21:25

Dumb tattoo idea. Suits her well though.

MyWorldAway 0

Monday 25 June 2012 14:08

why would you want to be with a uneducated group anyway?

smoshianforever 0

Monday 25 June 2012 19:16

That's why I don't trust tattoo parlors when it comes to foreign languages...

mollymayan 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 15:38

Looks like the bad bitch is now a mad bitch.

girlfromhellxD 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 20:08

Hey dont blame her! She was only trying to live up to her nickname

jpqm32 3

Sunday 29 July 2012 0:33

Italian is a romantic language not a bitch language

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