By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 338
You deserved it 3 637

Same thing different taste

Comments

TcheQ 12

She doesn't deserve to be your friend.

This was my fml that someone I told must have snatched. At any rate, the tattoo said "femmina difettosa" and is on her upper thighs right below her butt cheeks. She did get really me mad and tell me I was stupid because done italian dude told her thats what it meant, but whatever. She has the defective female ass tattoo, not me.

Why is this an FML? You should be happy you're not forced to be friends with an idiot who tattoos something on their body without doing the research first.

I am a native italian, living in italy and speaking italian. For the record, smartass, "mala femmina" is in fact bad bitch.But in a very dangerous-seductive meaning. Like a classy sexual predator. It was used in the old times to describe girls that acted more tempting rather than just shy. "Defective female" tries to stick to some sort of literal translation, which would be WRONG, as "mala" isn't even a real word. It's idiomatic. So pretentious, bitchy and wrong: yeah, you totally deserved it.

Hahahah I jus saw the comment with what the actual tattoo said! My bad. I have nothing to defend "femmina difettosa". Your friend must be a gullible retard. Poor thing.

Ok, i just saw the comment was from someone else. So now, i am either really mad at you or delightfully laughing. Pick the proper reaction according to what the tattoo actually said. (I love how in the end i am the one looking more and more stupid. FML)

out of all things to even get tatted, she went for :bad bitch