By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
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Ohreo 2

I got that bitch a tattoo. Bitches love tattoos.

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Leslier_fml 4

What a stupid bitch! Ha ha good for her that her tattoo actually says that. It suits her perfect cuz something is definetly wrong with her for reacting like that. You were just telling her the truth right?

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ebfbruh 0

Sounds like she is one defective female...

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TheComputerGuy96 16

If you try to translate bitch in google translate it would have given you the word "cagna" which means bitch, but as "female dog," so not too bad. For everyone's information, bad bitch is "puttana cattiva" and defective female is "femmina difettosa."

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I thought puttana was *****. Kind of like puta in Spanish.

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TheComputerGuy96 16

***** and bitch are synonyms.

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aardvarkish 15

I was actually thinking, if I were a tattoo artist, and some one wanted "bad bitch" I would just give "Villain Chien" (that's French, but I'm sure the Italian is similar) and let the observer decide the wearer may be.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Actually, "chien" is the masculine form of dog. "Chienne" means bitch/female dog. (:

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pastywhitekid 10

Really it's more like f her life for not verifying what the tattoo actually meant first. Shame she had to act like such a tart to you though.

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quontag 15

Stop making fun of defective females

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PunkySpunky78 15

I looked it up on trans and defective female is difettoso femminile and bad bitch is cagna male

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mea_iloveskiing 26

You wrote the last sentence like a sir, OP.

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