Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing...

By panicromanceX3 - 26/04/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 14:01

Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML

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By sothisishowidie - 30/09/2013 11:18 - Guam - Yigo

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

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Disney magic

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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By ModernCindy - 30/11/2015 16:07 - United Kingdom - Cleveleys

Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML

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That Monday morning feeling

By Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2009 20:01

this is not how i'm supposed to spend college nights?

Lady_Luck 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:02

I'm 17 and I just went to go check out this "Pixie Hollow" game. FML.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:31

Really should start petitioning for that who cares button..

youdeservedit 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:54

lmao after i read this i started playing..

Dave010897 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:17

Dude, I thought we had a good time playing!

lolatflyingducks 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:45

How is this an FML?

iLucid 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:34

Sounds like you guys were extremely wasted... i feel that this comment will put off the 200 balance which will annpy the hell out of me...

OU2 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:52

Haha. I wouldn't worry too much about it. I'm 35 and my friends and I play on there while at work.

WildBill1337 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:58

sounds like something i would do.

total90shot 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:59

lol just got done playing the game its ******* BA

DieVanity 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:42

Im 18 and play on bratz.com sometimes.. some of the games are actually pretty funnn LoL

luciert 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:08

hah.... I definitely went and played after reading this...

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