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By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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Two left feet for hands

By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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By Eponine13 - 05/06/2019 22:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:33

And that, my friends, is why planking is a stupid idea.

guitgod1 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:45

sigh....Planking needs to stop

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iveanne 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:42

ydi. planking is ******* stupid!!

ThaHero 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:42

Tsk tsk tsk...planking. Why?

xohsosickx 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:45

why everyone planking all of a sudden?

y33katelynballa 0

Friday 15 July 2011 12:00

seriously!

mismonroe 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:46

What an idiot thing to do.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 15 July 2011 0:46

yep

Mikay617 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:46

PLANKING IS GAY!

redbluegreen 40

Friday 15 July 2011 1:01

I didn't know games were capable of having a sexual orientation.

cumverg 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:47

Plank on the teeth of a starving alligator, then I'll be impressed

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 July 2011 0:48

I can't come up with any puns...my mind has gone plank. Sort of like yours whenyou thought planking was a good idea.

agaba 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:48

se who can find the best spot and get the most stares with in 20 min. Trust me it's the best game ever!

hommie22 1

Friday 15 July 2011 0:48

that's good for u planking is unbelievably stupid

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Did she say yes at least?

Two left feet for hands

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