By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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BIEBERSLAYER 10

please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.

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HahaYDI 0

Did you get some sort of family discount?

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Clarice1 9

So it's okay for you to go to a strip club but not okay for her to work in one? If your problem is just that you saw your sister semi-naked, okay, but if you're complaining because she's a dancer then you're a hypocrite.

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Clarice1 9

So it's fine for you to go to a strip club, but not for her to work in one? If your problem is just that you saw your sister semi-naked, okay, but if you're complaining because she's a dancer then you're a hypocrite.

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ohdangkids 10

I don't understand. Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a new way to blackmail your sister. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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Lifeofsux 2

Guy:hey sweet thang how about you shake it some more Girl:turns around* Guy:*nudges girls bro* dude look a blonde Girls bro:DUDE THTS MY SIS JUILE GET THE F**K OFF THT TABLE

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thekewlest69 9

I wanna meat your sister!¡ Haha no I'm good

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varkey 7

Gross and awkward. FYL I would say YDI for going to a strip club, but the trauma of seeing your own sister as a stripper overrides that

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DeeG12 0

Haha! Happy freakin birthday! Get obnoxiously drunk and sit directly in front of her with an "I'm the birthday boy" shirt on. Might cut her short.

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