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By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 063

You deserved it 4 514

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Same thing different taste

By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 421

You deserved it 7 359

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 094

You deserved it 6 752

Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 652

You deserved it 8 436

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 505

You deserved it 5 016

By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 047

You deserved it 9 187

By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 256

You deserved it 10 011

By killme.jpeg - 18/04/2016 01:04 - Netherlands - Wassenaar

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 168

You deserved it 6 709

By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 425

You deserved it 3 721

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 725

You deserved it 3 721

englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:03

Together, you make a 10... if that helps. Yeah, sorry.

poopoohead 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:12

...what if they were gay?

Comments

alexman6364 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:46

if they where gay wouldn't it be a compliment? @15 I hate people who do that in general. I know girls who do it too.

mattsprettycool 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:16

they were probably just having a joke and trying to have fun, stop being such a whiney bitch

gutoputo 4

Monday 15 June 2009 15:22

Either they're gay, or they have an upward scale, or they just think you're ugly as hell. Get over it.

nixxx90 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:27

I wouldn't worry about it. Who rates people with cards? Sound like losers to me.

myotherlips 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:58

Don't worry. Looks are all opinion-based. Everyone has different opinions/preferences. One of my friends thinks Denise Richards is butt fugly, while a shit load of other guys think she's the cat's meow.

Sodam_INsane 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:14

maybe a 1 means #1. Thats a good thing :D

krystal_love 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:03

#6 is right and so is # 100, everyone has different opinions with how people look

dormouse_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 7:48

Think about the type of guys that would do that. Who cares what they think? Hell, it's probably a GOOD thing that creeps don't think you're attractive.

watchnlearn 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:59

pretty people stick together. if your friend got an 8, the guys were probably too drunk to see what you looked like, or they could've been gay, or maybe they just liked being jerks