Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a...

By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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You deserved it 4 514

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 419

You deserved it 7 357

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 093

You deserved it 6 752

Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 650

You deserved it 8 435

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 503

You deserved it 5 016

By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 045

You deserved it 9 187

By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 256

You deserved it 10 011

By killme.jpeg - 18/04/2016 01:04 - Netherlands - Wassenaar

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 167

You deserved it 6 709

By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 422

You deserved it 3 721

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 725

You deserved it 3 721

englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:03

Together, you make a 10... if that helps. Yeah, sorry.

poopoohead 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:12

...what if they were gay?

Comments

penisface69 17

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:08

well that means your guy friend either looks like a chick, or they're gay and you look really butch.

chick16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:56

...now i want to know what your guy friend looks like. he must have been pretty ****** hot for guys to even think so.

Jinxed_for_life 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:38

Aww, no worries. Either those boys were gay, or your male friend makes a hot girl, either way your male friend is the one with more to worry about.

crazii_latina_10 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:47

Haha sucks :P

brokendownyota 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:57

Please please please please PLEASE tell me this happened in Calgary Alberta.

brokendownyota 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:59

please please please please PLEASE tell me this happened in Calgary Alberta

causeless 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:01

Turning out the lights and putting a bag over your face would instantly upgrade you to "do-able", trust me.

Kupokupupo 0

Monday 14 September 2009 13:04

it's actually F Your Friends Life coz they must've though he was a girl :P

shortie_sauce 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:53

story of my life! i know exactly how you feel. i have this friend is always getting checked out and hit on left and right. and then theres me. i dont even get a 2nd look