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By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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You deserved it 4 514

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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You deserved it 7 359

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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You deserved it 6 752

Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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You deserved it 8 436

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 505

You deserved it 5 016

By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 047

You deserved it 9 187

By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 256

You deserved it 10 011

By killme.jpeg - 18/04/2016 01:04 - Netherlands - Wassenaar

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 168

You deserved it 6 709

By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 425

You deserved it 3 721

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 725

You deserved it 3 721

englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:03

Together, you make a 10... if that helps. Yeah, sorry.

poopoohead 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:12

...what if they were gay?

Comments

blargity 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:28

#6 why would you assume they have no life if you commented another recent fml about someone who doesn't know how to have fun? (and that fun was actually getting puked on and walking home 15 blocks because of some shitty friends) #7 you sure as hell wouldn't get a 10 with your ego LOL #20 i guess these "losers" do this? and it was probably a gay bar and maybe they were rating girls on their fashion?

cassiebear7652 7

Friday 19 August 2011 15:40

What are you the comment police?

golfer_boi 10

Monday 3 October 2011 23:16

U r addicted to FML which is very sad so STFU It must be your time of the month

fafapupu 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:46

hahahah! nice one #1. Yeah, what if they're gay.

FrOgH0pper 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:51

The guyd were gay if u didnt notice read the thing to understand

24788 6

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:52

Give them a few drinks and you'll probably be a 7-9.

Pirate_argh 6

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:09

Well.. They're gay i guess, what are you whining about?

habeeboburky94 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:20

#21 I was just tryin' to be nice.

milner 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:29

And you acctually care about the opinion of stranger pepole about you? **** them.

raNDMGUy 5

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:37

its all about perspective, maybe they were rating you out of 2 and thought your guy friend was really really really really really really incredibly hot :P