Today, my friends were attacked on the street for no reason,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2017 22:51 - France

Today, my friends were attacked on the street for no reason, violently pushed on a wall and threatened. I was calling the police, asking for help until I realized the scary dudes who had just attacked us were policeman. FML.

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Mynxie 26

Friday 10 November 2017 17:07

You do realize that the media makes all police officers look back in America when that is the furthest thing from the truth. They do not attack without provocation.

GhostFox 33

Friday 10 November 2017 19:30

Yeah, that'd be easier to believe if I hadn't seen unnecessary and unprovoked aggression by police officers, in person, on multiple occasions. Our police have a pretty shit record of unnecessary force compared to other countries of comparable status.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 10 November 2017 16:18

It doesn't say very good things about where I live that I thought this was in the USA until I saw the location, does it?

Mynxie 26

Friday 10 November 2017 17:07

You do realize that the media makes all police officers look back in America when that is the furthest thing from the truth. They do not attack without provocation.

GhostFox 33

Friday 10 November 2017 19:30

Yeah, that'd be easier to believe if I hadn't seen unnecessary and unprovoked aggression by police officers, in person, on multiple occasions. Our police have a pretty shit record of unnecessary force compared to other countries of comparable status.

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