By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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GiantMotherFukr 7

Congrats your dick is the god of **** and wine and woman always want to sleep with you because a Lanister always pays his debts

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smartjaguargurl 17

If it's relating to his height, that sucks and I'm sorry. But you should know that Tyrion is known for being well endowed and knowing how to use it, so it could also be a compliment.

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PinkBalloonLady 4

Could have been worse had it not been GoT that got her addicted... Just think it might have been called The Hobbit then :D

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o76923 8

Maybe there's a good reason that Shae called him "her giant".

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kbolt89 5

on the up-side, Tyrion Lannister is a badass, on the down-side, he is also a little person.

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597mph 10

Looks like the new name didn't "float your boat."

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idknicholle 14

one midfet I would **** the shit out of, ijs.

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