By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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DARKDAY07 16

so your tool is angry powerful and strong

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mrcook9 5

OUCH! That stings!!! Hey... At least she thought you were good?

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insane_gorila 5

Did its tip get cut of in the battle of the blackwater

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Sansa_fml 38

Or that's really rude, or she thinks your penis is awesome. Because Tyrion is awesome.

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LunaCrimson 10

Least your penis knows how the game is played?

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Jerepasaurus 12

Tyrion may be a dwarf but he's actually an incredibly well-hung character! Flip a coin to determine her true meaning, because it could go either way. XD

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anon385 23

As a GoT fan. I must ask ... How big is it?

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caspertink 17

Tyrion is known for getting all the pussy... Appreciate it

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Unlucky1232 20

so? sure it means your small but it also means your awesome!

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